i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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