Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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