scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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