Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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