My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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