i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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