At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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