can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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