Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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