Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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