if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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