If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
