I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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