dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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