even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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