y did u give ur computer a hand job?
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You need Xanax blowdarts
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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