thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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