She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
