I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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