he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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