i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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