She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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