But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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