I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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