I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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