Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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