he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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