she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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