hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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