On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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