i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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