im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
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Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I think I sprained my soul last night
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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