Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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