I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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