he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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