She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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