Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Randomize
