i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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