Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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