We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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