Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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