Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
how does that bad decision feel?
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