I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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