talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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