sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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