ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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