It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
And then my night got REAL pukey
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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