The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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