Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
