the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
do herpes really smell.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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