So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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