whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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