Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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