Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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