I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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