R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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