She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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