I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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