new low.... made out with someone while peeing
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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