what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
He uses pillows to masturbate.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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