I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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