You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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