somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
home. puking in laundry basket.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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