R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
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